Moderne Burger

Keep is simple. Simple, right? And yet it's such a hard thing to do.

And then there's Moderne Burger.

There are two items on the menu. You can order a burger. Or you can order a burger and fries. That's it.

Well, not really, as you can order a side of fries only, and you can choose between beef, salmon, or turkey burgers. It's Vancouver, so they do a veggie burger too, but they are all under the two headings; burger or burger and fries. Simple.

If anything, it might have been too simple as my first inkling was to order onion rings before I saw the menu. I scanned it twice looking for onion rings but, nope, not there. Oh well.

But the burger:

It was good. Really good. Best ever? Nope, but better than passable. I ordered the fried onions option, a reasonable substitute for not having onion rings, and I added a bit of ketchup to go with the stock condiments of mayo, house dressing, tomato, and lettuce. Easy. Simple. They will put bacon on there too, or cheese if you ask them to. They will charge you for these luxuries but not a lot.

The bun was great, the patty was juicy and seasoned nicely, and hand packed as it should be. It was grilled crispy but thick enough to run juices with each bite. And the thing wasn't a monster that fell apart when you ate it. I don't like it when a burger is such a challenge to eat that once you've picked it up you can't put it down again without fearing it falling apart.

The fries? They look great in the photo but they weren't super hot when they hit the table. I wonder if they sat under heat lamps for a bit, and the heat lamps weren't quite hot enough. Cold fries suck, and these weren't cold, but they hit room temperature way faster than they should have if they were truly freshly fried. I can't say for sure, but I think they were single fried as well. It's recently been explained to me that fries should be double fried, once at a lower temperature to cook the potato, once at a higher temperature to get them crispy. Still, Moderne Burger fries are good, but need to be hotter.

Moderne rounds out their menu with floats, shakes, malts and fountain pop. No beer. No wine.

Simple. And good. It's all you could ask for really. Except warmer fries.

And maybe a little more salt in the burger patty.

Burger Heaven, New Westminster

Is it? Heaven? I mean, they have this sign:

And a fancy framed certificate saying they have the best burger in New West.

And they have a quirky thing where you can get a t-shirt if you eat a stupid amount of hamburger in one sitting. 

And laser cut stuff on the walls too. It must be the best burger place ever. Ever.

So what kind of burgers do you get in Burger Heaven.... I got a classic with cheese, bacon, and mushrooms. And potato wedges. No fries. Just potato wedges.

My dining partner got a lamb burger with guacamole and onion rings.















How was it? Of course that's the question we need to ask.

It was good.

Maybe it's time I develop a rating system. Bun. Meat. Toppings. Service. Sides.

Meat: 8/10

It was good. Both the lamb and the beef were good. Juicy patties that were well cooked, substantial with good flavour, the meat was good.

Bun: 4/10

White bread bullshit. The buns were soft, but too thick, and no crustiness to make holding in the juices any better. Or the most part they got soggy really quickly and started to fall apart.

Toppings: 7/10 Guacamole? For real? It was good. But the bacon was thin and relatively tasteless, and everything else was just alright. Nothing was bad, but neither was anything overly memorable. That being said, it came together to make a tasty burger.

Service: 9/10 These guys were ready to take our order before I'd even noticed there was a menu on the table. They were on it. They helped guide us through the menu, explained anything that might have been quirky, and got our order in quick.

Sides: 8/10 Damn fine onion rings. And I'm not usually a fan of potato wedges, they are usually too much potato, and almost always pale in comparison to traditional fries. These were pleasantly delicious, and having a bowl of gravy (kept warm by a tea light, so pro) to help didn't hurt.

Maybe one more category? Beer?

Beer; They had some. It was mostly main stream and boring. In the 21st Century, and with so many micro brews on the west coast, I hoped they would have added at least one interesting beer to their beer list, maybe even two. Alas, there were none. And the wines they offered were "red" and "white." So the beer gets 3/10.

So there it is, 6 categories rated out of 10. We add that up to get 40 out of 60, or about 6.6 out of 10.

I don't know if that's fair. The burger was really good, but I wished it had a better bun. And service was good, I'd go there again. What it comes down to is a shitty bun and crappy beer. One could argue beer has very little to do with the rating of the quality of a burger. The bun does make up half of a good burger so maybe it deserves to lose points for that.

So, I'm going to interject, rating system be damned. Burger Heaven makes a damn fine burger. Or at the very least, they make a really inoffensive burger that will satisfy most burger fans, though it may not be super impressive. It's a great patty, with good toppings and sides. And the service was great. That damn bun though. If only there was a decent beer to wash it all down with.

      

The Whip Makes a Hamburger. And Fries.

The Whip. This one was supposed to be a ringer. I've eaten burgers here before and have always been impressed. Always.

The menu hasn't changed in ages. Not just in content but the actual menu hasn't changed in ages. The edges were dog eared and all those spots are grease and stains and spills which is a bit off putting but I wasn't there to eat the menu.

I was there to eat that simple, honest, maybe a bit expensive burger. Beef, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, and house sauce. Nothing complicated. Not over thought. I like that.

So there it is, fancy little curled up pickle on top, brioche bun, green onions mixed in with the fries, and garlic mayo on the side to dip your fries into.

Here's the problem, it's that bun. Beautifully golden and glazed like it might be a jewel but the bread was stale and had too much body and the burger wasn't greasy enough to overcome the dryness of eating too much bun. That's the other problem, not that burgers need to be overwhelming, this one was a bit thin. Extra lean beef sounds like a good idea when making a burger but the extra fat in a lean grind vs the extra lean makes for a crispier, juicier burger that handles the bun and mixes with the dressing better. This burger would have been better fattier. Maybe the kitchen was having a bad day. Maybe they bought too many buns a couple of days ago and are pushing through the stale ones. Maybe it's just not a good burger anymore. It used to be an amazing burger, it used to be a burger I craved and didn't mind paying a little extra for, today not so much.  Oh yeah, burger and fries, and two pints of beer came to $30 before tip. That doesn't make me happy either.

The fries were brilliant though. Absolutely brilliant. Some of the best I've ever had.

La Brasserie

What do the French know about burgers? Well, there's French fries, the ubiquitous side dish for burgers so they are half there, no?

I don't know, but a number of people think La Brasserie might make the best burger in town. So I gave it a try.

This is what they call a burger:

Taller than it is wide, with a fucking cornichon pegged to it with a toothpick. A burger, with a French pickle, I guess that makes it a French burger.

I'm reviewing this a couple of weeks after I ate it so the details aren't super clear but I do remember the onions being more memorable than the meat. That's not a good start. I mean, look how many there are? I pealed off a few, ate a few by themselves, and as they are they are fine. Good even, but when you pack your mouth full of them expecting delicous fried ground beef they become a distraction. I would suggest it's not good to distract from the star of a burger, the beef patty.

The patty itself didn't have a good sear. It was cooked but without any crunchiness from the frying. The result was something with  a bit of an odd consistency, mushy, not particularly juicy. The grind on the beef was a bit too consistent, too fine perhaps, and not fatty enough. You won't get the crusty exterior if there isn't enough fat in the burger, it won't stew in itself on the fryer. Sometimes the best cut of meat for a burger isn't the best cut of meat, if you get what I mean.

Did it taste bad? Well, no. It was actually a pretty good burger. But it was $19 with fries. For the price you might expect more. It was probably overthought a little, or a lot. A cheaper cut of meat and fewer onions, and a real pickle would help a lot, and dropping the price to $17 would allow the customer to rationalize buying a burger just over $15 which is acceptable vs. buying a burger that's almost $20 which had better be a pretty amazing burger. It wasn't an amazing burger. It was an alright burger. Barely an alright burger.

Slocan Family Restaurant

UPDATE: Everything I wrote below was true but I revisited the Slocan recently and it was, well, it was pretty bad. I had told friends that it was good before based on my last experience and managed to convince a small group of them to make the trip to Slocan and Hastings for lunch. The burger was bland, the bun not so great, and the whole experience was pretty mediocre. So it would seem the Slocan is hit and miss at best. Anyway, feel free to read the rest of the review but don't put too much stock in it. Thanks.

 I'm going to admit I'm cautious about revisiting this medium. It's been over a year since I've been here and it would have been easy to let this blog, like so many others, die an uneventful death. But I still long for a good hamburger. It's not that I even like hamburgers that much but I still feel the ability to get a good hamburger is a barometer of the general culinary health of a city. Since starting this blog, and abandoning it, I've found a couple of good hamburgers. I'm maybe a little afraid to write about those experiences because if I look back at this blog I see two other burgers that I would suggest were "pretty good," even if one was just a fast food burger chain burger. Both Harvey's and The Three Lions have disappeared since I've reviewed them. Those brief, glimmering moments of burger hope crushed out before their time. Well, Harvey's as a chain still survives but the revered Home Depot location is no more and other locations are rare events in this city. There's rumors of one opening on Granville Street but trips to Granville Street for a fast food burger seems unlikely.

That brings us to the Slocan Family Restaurant on Hastings St E at, surprise, Slocan.

 I've complained to friends before about the lack of decent hamburgers in this city and one of them mentioned the Slocan Family Restaurant as being quite good and as I was out walking and feeling a bit hungry I happened upon it quite by accident. The sign out front says, "Eat and Drink here" and so I went in.

The BurgerBeer special is becoming quite popular in Vancouver, decent burgers to go with those beers still a challenge to find though. The Slocan offered their version of this, a burger and a beer for a quite affordable $10. I was sold. Then the waitress pointed out that the burger would be the "basic" and the beer would be Old Milwaukee. While I was quite alright with the latter it wouldn't be fair to rank a burger sans cheese and bacon amongst others that came so adorned. "Cheese and bacon please and thank you. The upcharge will surely be worth it." The total came to $14 with tax and it was worth it.

Seriously.

The burger came so fast I barely put a dent in my beer and the glass was even still frosty. And the burger was fantastic.

The patty was home made and juicy. Pretty sure the Slocan doesn't have anything "extra lean" in their fridges. Frying a burger in its own grease promises just the right amount of crispyness sealing in the juices and making for a tasty burger. The bacon was thick and delightfully fatty and the cheese was plentiful. The bun was just crusty enough to not go soggy and was nicely toasted and fried. Warming the bun is a professional touch but grilling the cut part does wonders for stopping the burger from turning to mush.

A generous slice of tomato and some mayo made for a near perfect burger. Not since Uncle Henry's and SaveOnMeats shut down have I had a burger as good and as honest as this. And the fries were near perfect too. Magic. And I hope I haven't doomed them by raving about them here.

Save On Meats

There exists in Vancouver the legend of the Save On Meats burger. Anyone who purports to know a thing or two about hamburgers in Vancouver will lament the loss of the original Save On Meats lunch counter. I was lucky enough to experience three times, maybe four, before it shut down for good.

Lifer servers and cooks worked that counter producing the holy grail of burgers, juicy but not overcooked, on a perfect bun, served with delicious fries made golden with fresh grease. It truly was the best burger I've ever had. Ever. Had. And it was sad to see it go.

And then this guy named Mark Brand steps in and signs a bazillion year long lease and promised to (or was forced to, depending on who you talk to) make a business that paid homage to the original Save On Meats. I hoped, nay, prayed that would be a good thing.

Firstly, though it seems like a real life diner, the original was nothing like this. It's not even a reasonable facsimile. It's a saccharine version, romanticized, with signs promising the option for you to "build your perfect burger" but if you were to ask to be able to do such a thing your server will tell you that's not possible, you will get the burger they bring you. The original also didn't have a gaggle of hip lunch counter types clogging up every available seat while a second gaggle of hipsters check their iPhones while waiting in line for the next available booth.

I think one of the things that bothers me the most about the new Save On Meats is that they call their burger "'THE' Burger" which it is anything but. I also don't like that they give no indication of what comes on the burger beyond bacon and cheese.

They are clear about one thing though, that the name Save On Meats is a license to print money.

So here's the burger. When the menu says it comes with cheese they mean they take pinch of grated cheese and dump it lightly on the burger. There's hardly enough to take a picture of never mind taste. And the bacon is paper thin and flavourless. The one thing they do give you in grand quantities is bun. The bun is the unsung hero of any good burger, kind of like the drummer in a band. Many might think the drummer an expendable commodity, a guy that hangs around with musicians, something that accompanies the guys who actually make the music. Like the bun, it's simply a vehicle for delivering the meat and toppings and can be discounted for its secondary roll. Not true. The bun can make or break a burger. The most delicious ground chuck, thick, melted cheese, home made ketchup, perfectly translucent fried onions, can all be wasted if the bun is too thick, too dry, too soft.

Save On Meats takes a thick bun that's out of proportion to the slim patty and is quite dry and actually has a flavour that overpowers that of the meat and toppings. I'd call it a bad compliment to the rest of the burger if the rest of the burger wasn't also a disappointment. The patty was thin and dry. The toppings tasteless. The suggestion that there's cheese on it is a joke. I found myself adding a generous dose of mustard so that the inside of my mouth wasn't sucked dry by the bun and to give the burger some flavour.

I was reminded as I expressed my disappointment that the burger was only $6 but a good deal is only a good deal, though, if you enjoy what you're buying. I didn't feel ripped off. I just thought the burger was worth what I paid for it. I'd rather pay a buck or two more and get something better. For $6 I'd have been better off loading up on double cheeseburgers at McDonald's.

I've read the reviews. I know a lot of people are raving about the new Save On Meats burger but I just don't see it. Cheap or not, the burger just isn't that good. I wish it was.

Of Lambs and Lions...

It hurt to review the burger at the Three Lions Cafe on Broadway at Ontario. It hurt because the food at Three Lions is generally pretty good. Why would I order a burger over bangers and mash? Or curry chips? But it would appear I'm on a mission to find excellent burgers in Vancouver and so I invested in the lamb burger. With cheese.

I already knew the food here was generally pretty good so I had high expectations for the burger too. That could work against it, the expectations. The burger almost needs to be brilliant just to live up to the preconceived notion of it being "good."

The waitress copped to being a vegetarian when I asked her if the lamb was worth the extra buck. She had to fetch someone else off the staff to give me an honest opinion. He said, "Yes. Yes it is," and then mumbled something about Guiness and cheese and juicy and gravy. It was all a blur but the one thing that was clear was that he liked this burger and his like of it seemed genuine.

These pictures don't do the burger justice. That gravy infused cheese was hypnotic. It seemed forever deep and impossibly beautiful in its spectrum of dark meaty delight to golden cheesy lightness. Biting into it all was a pleasure. The bun was soft as a plush busom and had a perfect neutrality to it that didn't compete with the flavours it was a vessel for. Fresh tomatoes and crisp greens as subtle companions made for a nicely balanced relationship between burger and condiments. It would appear the patty has been touched by caring human hands and not the product of a lab or assembly line.

Is it burger perfection? Not quite. It wasn't too expensive. It was deliciously prepared. I'd have another in a heartbeat. I will say that the idea of a lamb burger seems a little pretentious for what a burger represents. There are any number of four star chefs that have turned their attention to burgers at one point or another making them out of Kobe beef or similar in an effort to find the burger to rule all burgers but that may be too much. A burger should be made of beef. I think the best beef patty will be greasier and less "delicious" than a lamb patty but in the spirit of a good hamburger I think the beef patty would be more soulful to eat, if that makes sense. I'd like to go back to to Three Lions Cafe and try a beef burger. I don't think it comes with the acid trip cheese and gravy treatment but I bet it's a better burger than this one, and this one was pretty damned good.

A Beautiful Thing

Let's not be snobs here. Hamburgers are far from a high brow item. They are an accessible and reasonably affordable way to produce a portable and easily prepared food item. There have been others and depending on where you live the other forms of quickly made food items may still reign supreme. In New York you'd be eating a slice of pizza, or in San Francisco you'd be eating burritos or fish tacos. In Paris it would be ham and cheese baguette sandwiches. Toronto is home to the widest spread network of hot dog vendor carts in the world. But the award for ubiquity most definitely goes to burgers. With rare exceptions it is the chosen battle ground for the plethora of fast food purveyors on this continent and none of this suggests for a second that a fast food burger is necessarily a bad burger. If anyone should have figured out how to make something nearly perfectly it would be someone who has sold millions or billions of said item.

So Harvey's, what do you have for us?

Made to order is a good start. You'll see burgers half cooking away in anticipation of a burger rush and maybe some fries in the hopper slowly drying out under heat lamps but these are sins you afford a fast food chain because you're more likely to tolerate a slightly less glistening golden french fry than an extra two minutes waiting in line to be fed. The burgers, however, are never under heat lamps or in warming trays which puts Harvey's ahead of a lot of other fast food restaurants and they make each one to order. Sure, other places will, or at least can, do that for you to but it's off in a secret bunker deep in the kitchen behind a wall of beeping stainless steel machines and computer screens relaying complex orders to a small army of pimply faced teens working like ants to bring the ingredients to each order neatly into a small paper bag that will transport it to your car efficiently. You can ask for pickles at other places but at Harvey's you get to play Temporary Restaurant Manager and direct the one lowly worker to put an extra pickle on your burger, or lots of ketchup but just a little mustard. It's a small thing but it's a good thing.

It's a beautiful thing.

The other thing that is great about Harvey's is you can get onion rings with your burger instead of fries. I suppose that's only a big deal if you like onion rings. Or if you've for some dumb reason decided to start reviewing burgers and have eaten more fries than you would normally enjoy over a couple of weeks.

Of course "presentation" suffers a bit in the fast food world.

I guess one of the reasons I've decided to discuss a fast food burger so early in this blog is so others have a frame of reference. If I say I love this burger and you hate it (because you've more likely tried it than a burger from some joint on Granville) you'll get an idea of where I'm coming from.

I like this burger.

Harvey's has it figured out. I've had better burgers, yes, but for consistency, balance of flavours, juiciness, bun consistency, etc, (or "extra etc." if your taste is so inclined) (I mean, who puts "etc" on a burger?) (I suppose it would have easier to just backspace "etc" out of that sentence, but it's important that you know I don't take this too seriously, "etc" is just about the worst descriptor one could put into a review, the onus is on the reviewer to identify specifics, not grand gestures about whatever may or may not be a part of whatever it is being reviewed etc.) oh yeah, burger review, the Harvey's burger is a very pleasant experience. They've nailed the balance between patty and bun and their ingredients are fresh, the cheese is cheesie, and at $8.19 for a classic cheeseburger with onion rings and a drink it isn't outrageously expensive either.

I will point out that they burned my bun a bit. I guess that adds a human element to a big corporate burger making machine. They haven't done it to me before and maybe they'll never do it to me again. If only they knew the pressure they were under to produce a perfect burger for a review they might not have made this mistake this time either. Oh well.

The (In)Famous Warehouse Vancouver

I should mention that I know where there are a couple of burger gems in this city but as this culinary adventure begins I'm optimistic that there will be burger genius randomly discovered by going to places I've never been to before. Enter The Famous Warehouse on Granville Street. How bad could it be? How brilliant could it be?

There's a trend around the Granville Street area to offer a flat rate menu. I've seen it a couple of times. I like this idea. Food was getting out of hand expensive in some places and I missed the affordable comfort food that used to be common place in pubs, bars, whatever. The bars that present this option are dear to my heart because it's precisely this kind of place where you'll find yourself, after work, an extra couple beer specials into an evening, and you'll realize you haven't eaten yet and filling that void deep inside with something other than liquid would probably be a good idea. I've spent a couple of nights at The Moose just a block away from the Warehouse where everything on the menu is $5.95 but the Warehouse decided to one up them by going a buck shy of that already ridiculously low price.

Goddamned $4.95 for everything. All day. Can that be good?

There's a lot of stuff on this menu and nestled deep in the middle of the right hand side was this promise of a pretty stellar burger. And fries too. For less than five bucks. And it looked delicious.

The menu didn't mention it but the onions were fried. That can only be a good thing. And look at that big chunk of bacon hanging out of there. The bun was, as the menu suggested, rustic. It all piled up to a pretty majestic mountain range of fries and burger. Seriously, look at that picture of the burger. It looks fantastic.

And that's where I should have left it.

Sometimes the sum of the parts is greater than the whole. The patty was thick. The bacon elegantly strewn across it like the bare thigh of a gold digger looking to have the patty take her home for some sinful act. There was a delicate kiss of mayo along the edge of the bun. There was a promise of bun crunchiness encasing a light cloud juice absorbing fluffiness. It should have come together to build something incredible. But it didn't.

What went wrong? I guess I should accept that for the price you can't expect a whole lot but when you look at this burger you can see they invested. World Famous knows they are going to lose money on this burger but they will make it back when you buy a second, or a third beer. But the patty was store bought. You could see the machine formed edges. The bacon was picture perfect but dry. How does something that is composed mostly of glistening, delicious fat end up being dry? Not crispy. I understand crispy. It was just dry. Oh, and it lacked the most important thing bacon should have, bacon flavour. It tasted like cardboard. The whole mess just mashed up into a relatively uninspired and dry goop. Thankfully there was beer to wash it down (and add flavour).

And the fries. Let it be understood that when I wake up I take a good three licks off the salt lick I keep next to my bed just to get the day started. I use too much salt in most everything I make. These fries came "seasoned" and I found I fought the amount of salt that came on them. Too much. Is that possible? Too much salt? Apparently. And it surprised me.

But it was $5. And they have Granville Island IPA on tap. That almost makes it tolerable. Okay, I'm lying. It sucked. But the IPA was good.

Romantic Ideals

I used to have a 1976 Dodge Dart. It was my first car ever and it was an amazing car. It gained me independence, it gave me a warm, dry place to make out with my girlfriend, and it was the best car on the planet. It cost me $250, I drove it for 2 years, and I sold it for $250. It was the stuff of dreams.

I held on to this dream for the better part of 20 years, it was a car I would own again one day because a better car hadn't been built before or since. Last year I had a chance to trade a motorcycle for a 72 Dart. It had a big motor in it, lots of performance "stuff" and I test drove it. I went as far as to say, "yes, I'll give you my motorcycle if you give me your car." For one reason or another the deal fell through and in hindsight, it was an archaic example of what an car was before they were good. Sure, it had lots of horses under the hood, and it probably went fast in a straight line at the expense of liters upon liters of gas. It didn't turn very well. It didn't stop worth a damn. It might have made heat in the winter but your feet would get cold, and things like air conditioning or intermittent wipers, nonexistent on a car of that vintage.

The nostalgia was more powerful than the reality. And reality is that the 1976 Dodge Dart, or any other vintage of Dart, is a mediocre car that handles poorly and uses too much gas.

It might be nostalgia that's clouding my judgement about hamburgers as well. I long for the cheap and delicious diner burger served to me in a booth with a milkshake and fries for something like $6 for the burger. The shake should come in a glass and a stainless mixer cup. The plates should be white and scarred by hundreds of utensils scraping across them. Napkins should be stored in a stainless dispenser on the table. Oh, and the table should be part of a booth. There are a lot of "shoulds" and they "should" all add up to one amazing hamburger experience.

Right?

Right?

Or am I being nostalgic?

So I went to the Truck Stop Cafe for a burger to test this theory.

The Truck Stop Cafe is a hole in the wall restaurant on Clark Drive. It is everything you'd want out of a hole in the wall diner. It has the Naugahyde booths, the worn Arborite tables, the spring loaded napkin dispensers and Heinz ketchup bottle that have undoubtedly been refilled hundreds of times and it's more than probable that there isn't Heinz brand ketchup in the bottles but rather some more affordable knock off. Fair enough, I'm alright with that.

Especially when there were more important questions to be answered.

For instance, do they serve a real vanilla milk shake with the extra in the mixer? The answer: Yes. And it's really good.

But it's hard to screw up a milkshake.

The real question is, what's the burger like?

I ordered a burger with cheese and bacon. The classic. I am a big fan of fried onions on a burger but, like intermittent wipers, I realize that's beyond the mandate of a diner burger so the lack thereof wasn't disappointing.

A burger is a burger is a burger.

Not true.

The Truck Stop Cafe burger is probably about as good a burger as a diner burger ever was. It's easy to make a burger too dry by frying it too long but diners are usually in such a rush to get the food out that there's little opportunity to overcook anything. The burger came quickly, it was juicy, and it had plenty of cheese and bacon on it. But that's about it.

It's not that it was a bad burger. In truth, for under $6 it was pretty decent but I recognized the buns as a local grocery store standard and the patties were thin. The bacon was decent and went a long way towards saving the burger but I found I needed to add a good dose of ketchup to keep things moist and prevent it from becoming a dry, saliva sucking mass of doughiness in my mouth.

Was it any worse than the burgers I longed for? Those romantic ideals of bun packed goodness? Probably not. That's not supposed to be a depressing thought, rather, it's supposed to be a realization that burgers have gotten a lot better. The only reason this burger might not be satisfactory is because it's being compared to many better burgers that have been experienced since. Now I'm left with the challenge of finding those burgers in Vancouver. I know they are out there and I can't wait to find them.

Hamburgers

Ah yes, hamburgers, this ubiquitous menu item. This potentially delicious food that graces most every menu in most every restaurant whether it be a side bar note in a place known for foie gras, or a gas station that had about twenty square feet left over by the windshield wiper display and someone thought it a good idea to sell lunch there. Is it a cop out? Is it something that costs less than, say, steak, and is easy for the high school runts earning a few extra bucks for gas money to not screw up. Anyone can fry up a chunk of ground beef, melt some cheese on it, and slap it on a bun, right? Right? And if that's too much of a challenge then a couple of pieces of bacon will make up for any mistakes made up to that point. Or fried onions.

Truth be told, a good hamburger, and I mean, a delicious piece of juicy ground beef held together by a fresh bun with just the consistency needed to hold the burger together without becoming a soggy mess or be so doughy that the burger is lost in it, that's a hard thing to come by.

Burgers seem so easy on the surface and yet most anyone I ask is challenged by the question, "what's the best burger in Vancouver?" I do have a list and I've tried some of them but for the most part the myth of the small, cheap diner that serves a $6 mind blowing burger doesn't exist. It might have once, but if it's still out there I haven't found it. Yet.

There were two amazing hamburgers in this city. One was the famous SaveOnMeats burger which I managed to experience a handful (pun intended) of times before it disappeared. The meat counters had long since been shut down and cleared out but there were the lunch counter holdouts riding out the remainder of the lease or something and selling just about the best damn burger I've ever had. And good fries too, gilded by fresh oil and chunky enough to hold their heat so they were warm from the first one to the last yet not so big that the inner potato mush overpowered the crispy exterior. The lunch counter eventually shut down and a "new" SaveOnMeats appeared about a year later. I'll visit it as a part of this blog, truth be told I've been there once already.

The loss of SaveOnMeats was tolerable only because to the east was Uncle Henry's where you could get a delicious cheeseburger with handcut fries that, on a scale of 1 to 10, where SaveOnMeats Version1.0 was a 10, Uncle Henry's was a 9.95. The only thing detracting from parallel perfect burgers was Uncle Henry's didn't change their fryer grease as often as they should.

With both of these burger havens gone it's my goal to search this city for something that compares, if that's possible, to the burger perfection that has been lost. I don't know if it's out there but I'm hopeful and willing to look.